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May. 11th, 2009 10:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tntandgasoline[It isn't an accident that the Joker has his voice post on as he talks on the phone; there's the sound of feet hitting the desk as he props himself up in his chair, sounding more like an idle secretary than a pissed off crimelord. On speakerphone, there's the sound of a gibbering, panicked man, a hint of an Italian accent, one of the Joker's crossovers from Maroni's men. It's not distinctly clear what he's saying, but there's mentions of "blood everywhere," and something about a face being carved up.]
Yes, Ernie. I get - no, stop babbling- I - ENOUGH. [The goon on the other end of the line falls silent, though there's sound of rioting in the background.] I get it. Just find out who did it.
["But, boss-"] I'm, I'm sorry, is that questioning me I'm hearing? I don't think I pay you to ask questions. Do you know what would happen to your - uh, what was her name, Maddie? What's gonna happen to her education if the breadwinner - that's you, Ern - if the breadwinner is out of the picture all of a sudden? Growing up uneducated and with a single parent... Now that would be tough. Do you get me?
[Silence. The Joker chuckles, taking it for a yes.] Good. Now, I don't want to scare you kids over there, but you are going to find out what happened. If I have to come down there? No no no no no. You know that will end badly. Now, find out who decided to carve a smile into Bozo's face and let him, uh, just give him a reminder as to whose shtick that is.
[More silence, and then a muffled "yes," before a click. The Joker sighs, and his feet scrape against the desk as he sits straight again, clearly addressing the mic this time.]
Now then. If I find out one of you people has anything to do with this, I will stop playing nice. Get me?
[The mic clicks off.]
((OOC: all replies voice unless otherwise stated. 8D))
Yes, Ernie. I get - no, stop babbling- I - ENOUGH. [The goon on the other end of the line falls silent, though there's sound of rioting in the background.] I get it. Just find out who did it.
["But, boss-"] I'm, I'm sorry, is that questioning me I'm hearing? I don't think I pay you to ask questions. Do you know what would happen to your - uh, what was her name, Maddie? What's gonna happen to her education if the breadwinner - that's you, Ern - if the breadwinner is out of the picture all of a sudden? Growing up uneducated and with a single parent... Now that would be tough. Do you get me?
[Silence. The Joker chuckles, taking it for a yes.] Good. Now, I don't want to scare you kids over there, but you are going to find out what happened. If I have to come down there? No no no no no. You know that will end badly. Now, find out who decided to carve a smile into Bozo's face and let him, uh, just give him a reminder as to whose shtick that is.
[More silence, and then a muffled "yes," before a click. The Joker sighs, and his feet scrape against the desk as he sits straight again, clearly addressing the mic this time.]
Now then. If I find out one of you people has anything to do with this, I will stop playing nice. Get me?
[The mic clicks off.]
((OOC: all replies voice unless otherwise stated. 8D))
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Date: 2009-05-12 05:42 am (UTC)And he's with you, so he's either a junkie, or another psycho.
takes care of them until they're useless that is
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Date: 2009-05-12 06:59 am (UTC)[blah blah blah disclaimer]
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Date: 2009-05-12 06:13 am (UTC)[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Tell me all about your mysterious Arab friend, Bats.
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Date: 2009-05-12 06:15 am (UTC)[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
I have no reason to share information with you, Joker.
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Date: 2009-05-12 06:20 am (UTC)[LOCKED/etc]
Harvey only told me his name, and that he was a dangerous guy. I don't think you get it, Bats. I don't like this playing field unleveled.
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Date: 2009-05-12 06:21 am (UTC)[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
I don't like that you consider it a playing field. I'm your enemy. Not Ra's.
If you want answers, talk to Dr. Crane.
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Date: 2009-05-12 06:24 am (UTC)[LOCKED/etc]
Oh for fuck's sake, Batman. If it's Ra's who's killing my boys then it's my problem and there's pretty much nothing you can do about it.
Harvey's taking care of Crane. I get the big bad wolf.
[A long pause.]
At least tell me where I might've heard his name before.
[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:28 am (UTC)[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:31 am (UTC)[A groan.] I don't know the League of Shadows, that's not where I've heard it. Useless!
[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:33 am (UTC)[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:38 am (UTC)He's a separate player from you and me, Bats.
[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:42 am (UTC)[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:44 am (UTC)You can't protect him, Batman. There's nothing there to protect.
[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:46 am (UTC)You should be grateful it's just your goons getting mutilated rather than the entirety of Gotham.
[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:48 am (UTC)My goons are step one.
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Date: 2009-05-12 06:52 am (UTC)Ra's doesn't bother with steps, Joker. By the time you know what's happening, the pieces are already in place.
[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:56 am (UTC)I thought you said it wasn't Ra's? [Smug 8)]
[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 06:58 am (UTC)[LOCKED//UNHACKABLE]
Date: 2009-05-12 07:01 am (UTC)She has now officially decided that the crazy is an act
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