[RL - Breakfast at Crane's]

[tntandgasoline]

Morning in Gotham City is a lot like the rest of the day - smoggy, loud, and full of clown-faced crimelords carrying groceries into an apartment building.

The Joker, lately, has been really running out of patience. It might be Harvey's fault, really, since the bastard had made him pull on the reins, but the Joker isn't one to place blame on anyone in particular.

Still, now that he's gotten one thing down - breaking Harvey out of Wayne manor, ch-eck - and another in the works - have a good Valentine's Day, ch-eck - it's time to get to the least pressing - but potentially most fun - item on his agenda.

Wielding two plastic grocery bags filled with various bright colored boxes, a half-gallon of milk, orange juice and a set of bowls and spoons, the Joker makes his way up the stairs to a little place his oh-so-observant gaggle of goons had informed him of.

Without so much as a knock, he jiggles the doorknob, then shrugs and kicks the door open.

"Honey~, I brought breakfast!"

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[clearyourhead.livejournal.com]

That threat was enough to keep him seated and ... They were just pictures. Thats all. Pictures were harmless, he could deal with them, get rid of them, destroy them and be okay; this was a mantra in his head, desperate to stay calm even as Joker was tugging at the dress. He gave a noise of protest, turning his knees to shy away, pushing it back down. Modest? No. Embarrassed? Well, not quite. Desperate to keep some shred of his reputation intact? Mostly.

Already forgetting that he'd been donned in makeup helped a lot.

Crane scowled as he pressed close and shifted again, hand rising quicker now than before, pushing him away with a little more force.

[tntandgasoline]

Joker wedged a knee between Crane's to keep them from hiding the amazing underwear, making sure to get a few extra snaps of that. When the hand came up to push him away he just grabbed at it, lifting the camera to take sequential photos as he twisted his head and pressed his mouth to Crane's in the lewdest possible way he could, giggling all the while.

[clearyourhead.livejournal.com]

Crane growled, caught, mind numbing at the kiss. For a long moment he didn't respond, just stared-- it must've been like kissing a warm corpse. When his mind snapped back he just struggled to get his arm back, biting at his lips with a growl. No.

His free hand pushed between them and he turned and spit at the floor, "Disgusting--!"

[tntandgasoline]

Joker moaned a little, a gasping, second long little sound at the biting, laughing as he was pushed away only to bite at the now-visible ear, licking it obscenely and getting a few more shots of that

"What do you know," he growled into Crane's ear, "I do like this control thing! You really are good at diagnosing, sweetheart!"

[clearyourhead.livejournal.com]

His shoulder lifted to try and warn him off, reaching for the camera with a grimace, seeing spots from all the flashes, "You're probably drooling on me."

[tntandgasoline]

He kept the camera out of reach, giggling and licking along Crane's jawline, snapping a few last pictures before leaping back to the table, out of Crane's immediate reach.

"No, you're not that attractive, sorry to say." He grinned and pocketed the camera. "Really, though, I do think you're beautiful. That wasn't me, uh, lying to you."

[clearyourhead.livejournal.com]

And the last would've shown Crane a little more flustered than he liked, cheeks red, panicked, lips parted in soundless protest.

Take me on a goddamn date if you're going to keep telling me how beautiful I am, "I don't care." He slumped, exhausted from all the effort, muscles feeling laced with lead. "Are we done?"

[tntandgasoline]

"Do you want to be?"

He was already gathering up all his things, though, stowing them away in the bags once more. "Oh, I forgot the boots..." He grinned. "Well, since you've been such a good sport about this little prank of mine, I'll let it slide."

[clearyourhead.livejournal.com]

"Yes," he answered honestly, a flood of relief settling as he saw Joker pack up and then graciously leave the... whatever those could be considered out of it. He shifted to pull the dress down again, hand rising to try and rub off the already smudged lipstick.

"Get out."

[tntandgasoline]

He chuckled and moved to give Crane's knee a firm squeeze, pouting a little. "I hope you're not, uh, offended by all this, dollface! It's just a harmless little prank after all."