((016)) [Locked to Harvey]

[tntandgasoline]

It's your birthday, Harvey? Why didn't I know?!

Comments

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Apparently you didn't rifle through personal files like Chuck did. I'm shocked you know how to respect boundaries.

[tntandgasoline]

Well, I started, but I got bored after the part about your parents gruesome murders. Nothing really matched the excitement.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Well then it must just be your memory.

[tntandgasoline]

Oh, poor taste, Harvey. Are you sad? Should I have, uh, not mentioned your parents? I'm sorry, I really - I really am, Harvey.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

That would require the ability to empathize Joker.

[tntandgasoline]

Oh, shut up.

What do you want?

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

What are you af Nothing, it's fine. Letting go of the past, remember.

[tntandgasoline]

Harvey, you're terrible at that.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

You know what they say about practice.

[tntandgasoline]

It's boring?

Don't make me come find you.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Perfection was the word.

You make that sound simple, considering how your men have been preoccupied.

[tntandgasoline]

Perfection is boring.

I can be distracted for a few minutes.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Perfection is nonexistent.

Here you were complaining about how busy you were.

[tntandgasoline]

Leather or pleats?

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

What?

[tntandgasoline]

It's a simple question, Harvey.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

It's never 'simple' with you.

[tntandgasoline]

Flip for it.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

... Leather.

[tntandgasoline]

Called it.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

A coin flip?

Now what the hell are you doing.

[tntandgasoline]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

And you aren't going to say. I doubt I want to know.

[tntandgasoline]

You'll find out.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

How ominous. Keep it to yourself.