((025)) [Video] - "failed" lock to Azula

[tntandgasoline]

[The video is fuzzy for a minute, but then Joker fixes the contrast/brightness/etc because he's in a darker room then normal. He's doing his makeup - the white is already applied and one eye looks like it's already got the black on, but his mouth isn't done up yet. When he lifts his arm to apply blackening, his forearm is visibly covered in bandages and when he tilts his head, there's a more obvious burn mark under his chin.

His face is a little easier to see now, and it's covered in bruises and smooth spots of skin where he's been burned before. His hands are practically useless, and yet... well, he's using them. His nose is definitely broken. It's also obvious that his clothes are filthy, covered with mud and with large burns all the way around.]

That's three. Tee-hee-hee. [A shift,] I'd love for us to do this again, sometime, Azula. Having you under me was especially fun. [He laughs and looks sore as shit but pleased nonetheless, and some of his hair is missing and his eyebrows aren't quite grown back.] But next time, I'm bringing a gun to this firefight. And even though I, I just... [a vague fingerpoint, man, he's not exactly coherent at the moment,] just hate guns, so fucking messy - I am good with them. And I will kill you.

So.

[He giggles and then starts applying makeup to his black eye-] Just some food for thought.

((OOC: Joker wants to prove that he looks worse than Azula, because he loves her so much and wants her to be respected. :) Also, all replies video and it just LOOKS like it was locked.))

Comments

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

... She got beat up by a clown.

[tntandgasoline]

And I got beat up by a sixteen-year-old!

Which one is worse?

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

If you're not Kentucky Fried Clown, she's still worse.

[tntandgasoline]

I am, but if you want to see it, you have to come here. [TEEHEE]

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

I've got nothing but time, babe. I'd love to see the real damage.

[tntandgasoline]

Promise to wear a nurse costume?

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Only if you promise to show me where it hurts.

[tntandgasoline]

[A light finger wag - he's so amused] I have a feeling that your kind of bedside manner involves more breaking, rather than healing.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Now, when did you ever get that idea from?

[tntandgasoline]

You know, I think it's a instinctual deduction.

That being said... [he licks his lips,] I do like it rough.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're right and maybe you're wrong; I can be gentle if I want to.

Oh yeah? I like a man that can take it.

[tntandgasoline]

The question is, why would you want to?

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Isn't all the fun in fucking with their heads? I'd think you'd know the most about that, sugar.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

You two are not doing this again.

[tntandgasoline]

[POINTS.] Our love transcends all boundaries.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

That isn't a proper justification for it.

[tntandgasoline]

[A deadpan stare.]

I don't do "proper justification."

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

You're doing it for the attention. You know how she's going to react and you're reveling in the fact that people are calling it wrong.

[tntandgasoline]

Tell me more about myself, Doc!

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

But you'd enjoy that. Azula's said that she's never going to do it again, and she won't.

[tntandgasoline]

That's for the best, really. I don't want to kill her. She's a nice girl!

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you agree.

[tntandgasoline]

Are you, really? I'm surprised you're not, uh, not trying to question me.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I know better than to do so. [Lies, she knows better than to enable more behavior.]

[tntandgasoline]

Interesting.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

It's really not

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

Looks like someone played with fire and got burned.

[tntandgasoline]

[licks his lips]

And I loved it.

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

...

Ew.

[tntandgasoline]

Different strokes.

Like, with you, I'd be much more gentle.

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

I see someone's dreaming big today.

[tntandgasoline]

I don't settle for daydreams.

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

Stay with the jailbait you know, Mr. J. The familiar pain will be easier to deal with than my scorn.

[tntandgasoline]

Can you shoot fire?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

I'll let that be my little surprise.

[tntandgasoline]

You can't.

Can you shoot a gun?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

They call me Quickshot McGee.

[tntandgasoline]

That's a "sort of."

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

It so was not.

[tntandgasoline]

Of course it wasn't.

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what to say to you. Well, actually, I do, but its nothing new, really.