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tntandgasoline) wrote2009-03-06 11:25 pm
tntandgasoline) wrote2009-03-06 11:25 pm
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The Joker was a lot of things. A psychopath to some, a freak others, a liar (though he preferred "storyteller") overall. Overarching qualities all readily apparent - but what most people didn't know was that he was a kind of jack-of-all-trades. He knew how to do a lot of things - except cook, he could never get the "waiting for the food to cook" part down - and most of them were hobbies he happily participated in. Everyone no doubt assumed he was proficient at dirty fighting, knives and all that, and he hoped people knew he was the kind of guy who could build a bomb and mix explosive chemicals with some decency.
Another thing he enjoyed doing was sewing.
Which was the entire point of his current attempt at finding Harvey; he had a garment bag on a hanger over one shoulder, a measuring tape around his neck and a pocketful of pins just aching to be used and damn Harvey for being a sulking little bastard!
The Joker pushed open the door to one of the rooms Harvey tended to avoid him in, craning his head through the doorway to look in. If he didn't find the bastard soon, he would probably burn the entire place down in sheer frustration.
Or, he'd just make Harvey something really embarrassing, since his last clean suit was currently in a pile of scrap in one of the rooms. Yeah, that would be fun.
Another thing he enjoyed doing was sewing.
Which was the entire point of his current attempt at finding Harvey; he had a garment bag on a hanger over one shoulder, a measuring tape around his neck and a pocketful of pins just aching to be used and damn Harvey for being a sulking little bastard!
The Joker pushed open the door to one of the rooms Harvey tended to avoid him in, craning his head through the doorway to look in. If he didn't find the bastard soon, he would probably burn the entire place down in sheer frustration.
Or, he'd just make Harvey something really embarrassing, since his last clean suit was currently in a pile of scrap in one of the rooms. Yeah, that would be fun.