"The Batman gets in the way." Really, why couldn't Harvey understand who was the right one, here? He must've missed something. Hm.
He grinned and licked his lips, leaning forward to pat Harvey on the cheek. "Aw, no, Harv. You could never bother me when you're not being a moral fuckwit. I just figured, if I was, uh, playing the domestic role tonight, you'd be reading the paper at the table or something. Leave the, ahaha, blushing bride to do all the cooking."
He knew he was laying it on thick, but hey. Life wasn't worth living if you didn't do everything to its fullest extent.
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Date: 2009-03-18 06:51 am (UTC)He grinned and licked his lips, leaning forward to pat Harvey on the cheek. "Aw, no, Harv. You could never bother me when you're not being a moral fuckwit. I just figured, if I was, uh, playing the domestic role tonight, you'd be reading the paper at the table or something. Leave the, ahaha, blushing bride to do all the cooking."
He knew he was laying it on thick, but hey. Life wasn't worth living if you didn't do everything to its fullest extent.