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[tntandgasoline]

THIS was the most UNPRODUCTIVE DAY EVER. Over and under ian d in and out and up the streets and into rrats nests like maggots under the skin and NO-THING at all to show for it but the sound of laughing henchemn saying i should take a TAXI home. fuckers.


but at least coming back and finding out i hadn't justh ad some drinks that i repressed was REASSURING AS ALL HELL

christ, i haven't ben this drunk in years.

Comments

[tntandgasoline]

Because you're better looking than him and besides, hesd being a total JACKASS about everything.


Oh and I stabbed him a while ago in the shoulder because he stabbed me in the leg. so ithink our relationship ahs been a little strained.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...Great. So, since you stabbed the last person who came over, I should come over instead.

[tntandgasoline]

No nononono

See first Crane was already there, I was the one who came in and he was the one who stabbed me FiRST, i just did it in retaliation and besides you wouldn't stab me with a pen would you li


Oh wait right if you come over i'm hiding the pens.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Let's be honest, I can get more creative than that.

[tntandgasoline]

OKAY well you're only allowed to come out here if you promise not to stab me with the various household apiliances that i have lying around, because that shit won't put me in a good mood.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I'm still wondering why I would come over in the first place?

[tntandgasoline]

Because then you can see where the JOKER is and tell Batman like every other crazy broad out ther eowuld and then i can relocate.



Yeah it sounded better in my head but still.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...I'm not getting involved in your world.

[tntandgasoline]

SEE? All the more reason why I'd feel comefortable having you over!!! You're not sutpid and wouldn't just blab somethign liek that.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I don't think you understand, I don't see why I would want to come over.

[tntandgasoline]

Because I'm asking you too??

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

That's... really not a very good reason.

[tntandgasoline]

I'll grow dandlions for you if you do. In Crane's hbed.


now ait, uh, DAFFODILS. THat one.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

... Thanks. But, I don't think that's possible.

[tntandgasoline]

I'm pretty sure it is!

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

You try that and see how it works out.

[tntandgasoline]

Well maybe I WILL

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...You really are this far gone, aren't you. You've got to be joking, Lis'. Give me directions, I'm getting a world-hop.

[locked - he's taken like 10 minutes to make sure batman wouldn't hack it]

[tntandgasoline]

[insert a webcam picture of a map of Gotham, with a red pen line through the streets to a place in the Narrows.]

[locked]

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Give me a little bit, I'll be there soon.