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[tntandgasoline]

THIS was the most UNPRODUCTIVE DAY EVER. Over and under ian d in and out and up the streets and into rrats nests like maggots under the skin and NO-THING at all to show for it but the sound of laughing henchemn saying i should take a TAXI home. fuckers.


but at least coming back and finding out i hadn't justh ad some drinks that i repressed was REASSURING AS ALL HELL

christ, i haven't ben this drunk in years.

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[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...Great. Even the Joker pities me.

[tntandgasoline]

Oh, Liksa, LISA lisa

I pity a LOT of people. fucking TONDS of you. So dont WORRY about it so much.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...Are you going to be okay? You're... pretty far gone.

[tntandgasoline]

ME? oh i'll be FINE I've been worse than this before

unless i pass out with my shoes, do they still do that???


...fff harvey would he do that?

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...You live with Harvey?

[tntandgasoline]

Kind of it's really a little complicated or something, he probably doesn't want people knowing he lives iwth me but haha whatever. It's a nice plase though considering it's in the Narrows and we had to realocate once alreayd.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine why he wouldn't want anyone to know you're living together.

[tntandgasoline]

Probably afraid of the backlash for not making an honest woman outof me haha






Whata re you doing?

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I'd venture that the only thing that could make a woman out of you is this community.

...Nothing.

[tntandgasoline]

Oh my GOD coan you even EIMAGINE THAT hahahaha i would make the uglies woman ever


You should come over sinc eharvey isn't aroudn to babysit me. He says, at least. I htink he's going to see one of the Doctors, I hope they don't give him skingrafts..

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...Why would I want to come over? Why don't you invite, what's his name, Dr. Crane?

[tntandgasoline]

Because you're better looking than him and besides, hesd being a total JACKASS about everything.


Oh and I stabbed him a while ago in the shoulder because he stabbed me in the leg. so ithink our relationship ahs been a little strained.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...Great. So, since you stabbed the last person who came over, I should come over instead.

[tntandgasoline]

No nononono

See first Crane was already there, I was the one who came in and he was the one who stabbed me FiRST, i just did it in retaliation and besides you wouldn't stab me with a pen would you li


Oh wait right if you come over i'm hiding the pens.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Let's be honest, I can get more creative than that.

[tntandgasoline]

OKAY well you're only allowed to come out here if you promise not to stab me with the various household apiliances that i have lying around, because that shit won't put me in a good mood.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I'm still wondering why I would come over in the first place?

[tntandgasoline]

Because then you can see where the JOKER is and tell Batman like every other crazy broad out ther eowuld and then i can relocate.



Yeah it sounded better in my head but still.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

...I'm not getting involved in your world.

[tntandgasoline]

SEE? All the more reason why I'd feel comefortable having you over!!! You're not sutpid and wouldn't just blab somethign liek that.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I don't think you understand, I don't see why I would want to come over.

[tntandgasoline]

Because I'm asking you too??

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

That's... really not a very good reason.

[tntandgasoline]

I'll grow dandlions for you if you do. In Crane's hbed.


now ait, uh, DAFFODILS. THat one.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

... Thanks. But, I don't think that's possible.