((015)) [Voice]

[tntandgasoline]

[There's almost ninety seconds of random normal sounds - the clicking of a keyboard and mouse, a foot tapping against the floor, soft music playing somewhere in the background - the exact song is hard to distinguish, other than it sounds like something very unusual for someone like the Joker to be listening too. There's also the random sound of metal scraping against metal.

Finally, he speaks up.]

I'm having some trouble, folks. A real conundrum, a, uh, a pickle. Y'see, I've got these random - this random smiley face slashed into a goon's face - the same one from my last voice post, don't worry - and nobody's helped me at all with figuring it out. A shame. [Saccharine-] Batsy, why aren't you avenging the innocent civilians?

Anyway, the problem here is that - well, I have so many ideas for the next few months and I can't quite find the time to do any of it! So, I'm just a little busy and you know what? I'm going to need a vacation pretty soon here.

[Silence for thirty seconds, where he turns up the music just a little louder. It sounds like country music.]

I'll take care of that, however, just a little bit later. I already have some prime vacation spots picked out, too. Until then...

[He hums a few bars of Yankee Doodle and clicks off.]



((OOC: All replies voice unless otherwise stated~))

Comments

[tntandgasoline]

[Exasperated] If he were alive, why would I care?

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

[sarcastic] You mean he was irreplacable?

[tntandgasoline]

He wasn't even worth having his phone number, but it's the principle of the thing! You don't take my style.

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Aaah. [and this is where he realizes who exactly he's talking to.]

Hasn't happened since though, has it? 'cause then you might have reason to be worried.

[tntandgasoline]

It happened at first. That's enough reason to be annoyed.

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

True. But you're getting a vacation to compensate for the annoyance. ...since no-one here seems to have been able to help you.

[tntandgasoline]

I really don't expect anyone here to be useful.

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

From what I've heard, this place generally makes lives more difficult.