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[tntandgasoline]

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Oh, I know all sorts of tricks. Card tricks, paper tricks, hat tricks...

The only one I could never quite get the hang of was the one where you put a lady in a box and saw her in half. Maybe third time's a charm, but after the second attempt, nobody wanted to get in the box...

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

How is that even a trick?

[tntandgasoline]

I thought you didn't like tricks!

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

Why the hell do I have to be the rabbit?!

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't like people tricking me, and I don't want to watch you saw someone in half, but card tricks are interesting.

[tntandgasoline]

Well, I could show you a few, but they're really more for entertaining kids. Are you sure about the sawing thing, though? That's more for adults.

[tntandgasoline]

You're supposed to be able to saw them in half and have them still alive, and then put them back together with a wave of your hand, but I can't get the hand waving down.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Probably because magic isn't real.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

I'm really sure about the sawing thing. I'd rather nobody get cut in two. I've never understood the appeal of those shows, anyway.

[tntandgasoline]

I don't want to cut anybody in two either! I just need to practice until I can do the trick right...

[tntandgasoline]

Says the girl who throws fireballs from her hands.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Firebending isn't magic.

[tntandgasoline]

What is it, then?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

An innate ability.

[tntandgasoline]

Like a wizard!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

Just because it's not native to your world doesn't mean it's magic.

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. And, how many bodies do you think that will take?

[tntandgasoline]

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

That would be funny except you're talking about real people.

[tntandgasoline]

Well, I have done one and two-whoo...

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Not getting any funnier.

[tntandgasoline]

The owl says three licks. But how many licks does a bite count as, anyway? I never could figure that one out.

brb mom fais

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

[tntandgasoline]

I thought it was cheating too, but he has a scholar's cap so he has to know what he's doing...

[nobaybreezes.livejournal.com]

Are you done?

[tntandgasoline]

Done with what?