"Well, dollface, wonder no more!" The Joker grinned, lifting his bowl to his mouth to finish off the dregs of his breakfast, licking his lips and pushing himself out of his chair.

He watched the doctor try to cover up the laughter - ohhoho, he sounded so nice when he was laughing, and the Joker knew immediately that he could definitely, definitely get used to this.

"Honestly? I'm a little, uh, well - surprised, Doc. I thought you might make a cure for this, a little vaccine or something. Good thing you didn't, or else this would've been silly."

He lurched around the table and pulled Crane's chair back, sliding into his lap, either hand going to grip the back of the chair behind Crane's shoulders. "Now, y'see - y'should've asked what the clowns on the corner had to do with anything."